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?Are you ready, kids-

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!KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain

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.I can't hear you-

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!KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain

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THEME SONG: Oh, who lives in
?a pineapple under the sea

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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Absorbent and yellow
.and porous is he

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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If nautical nonsense
.be something you wish

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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,Then drop on the deck
!and flop like a fish

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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?Ready

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.SpongeBob Squares

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.SpongeBob SquarePants

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.SpongeBob SquarePants

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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[LAUGHING]

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!Wow-

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.It's Sunday, Gary

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.Guess what's for breakfast

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[MEOWING]

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.That's right

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.A sundae

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.Whoops

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Looks like we're
.out of ice cream

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Guess I'll have to
.use something else

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!Ketchup

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[GROANING]

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.Hm

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.Bananas, cherries

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.Boring

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.Ah, here we go

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.Onions

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?Ready, Gary

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[MEOWING]

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[PLAYING VIOLIN]

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.Just one more thing

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!Peanuts

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Gary, our peanuts
.jar is totally empty

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[BURPING]

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.Hm

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.Wait

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I know one other place
.we can find peanuts

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Good thing I still
have these peanut

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plants growing in
.the windowsill

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[BUZZING]

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.A little texture never hurt

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.There we go

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This sundae's going
.to taste great

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Aren't you going
?to help me, Gary

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?Gary

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.Oh, well

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.More for me

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.Ah

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.Mm

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.You know what they say, Gary

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.I'm easy like Sunday morning

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.OK, let's see my to do list

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,Go to work, go to work
.go to work, go to work

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.No, that's not right

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.I need the one for Sunday

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.Ah, here we go

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Say hi to everyone
.in Bikini Bottom

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.Hello

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Some people are
.even late on Sunday

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.Hi, Mail Fish

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[SNIFFING]

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[WHISTLE BLOWING]

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.Hi, Mrs. Crossing Guard

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!Mother of mercy-

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[HORN HONKING]

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[SCREAMING]

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[CRASHING]

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!Oh-

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!Wow, a parade

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.Hi, parade

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.Hi, tuba player

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.Hi, drummer

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.Hi, guy with the cymbals

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.Hi, trumpeter

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.Hi, tambourine girl

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.Hi, timbali man

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.Hi, didgeridoo player

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.Hi, triangle player

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.Hi, guy with the kettledrum

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.Hi, pianist

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.Hi, guy with the flute

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!And hello, Dolly

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!My leg-

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!Oh, my-

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[SCREAMING]

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?Was is something I said-

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Something weird
.is going on today

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.Everyone's running away from me

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And now giant
?piles of bubblegum

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?Oh, what next

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.Hi, SpongeBob-

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.Oh, hi, Patrick-

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.I'm confused

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.Yes, I am-

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Patrick, everyone is-
.running away from me

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.Watch

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.Hi, building

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.I just don't get it

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.I don't either-

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Maybe it's the way
.you're dressed

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.Nah-

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.Maybe it's your voice-

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[LAUGHING]

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.Good one, Patrick-

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Well, maybe it's just-
.because you're ugly

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?Ugly-

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.You gotta be kidding me

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.Better try the reflection test-

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.Hi-

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.Ugly-

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!Oh, no-

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!I can't be ugly

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!I can't be

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.I can't be ugly

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?Am I ugly

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[SCREAMING]

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?Am I ugly

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!My eyes-

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!My eyes

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[GROANING]

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!I'm ugly-

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SpongeBob, can I-
?borrow some bath beads

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[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]

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?SpongeBob

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.Go-

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.Run away like all the others

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No one would want a
.friend as ugly as I am

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.Sure they would-

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It makes them feel better
.about the way they look

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.Maybe a story will cheer you up

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".It's called "The Ugly Barnacle

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Once, there was
.an ugly barnacle

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He was so ugly
.that everyone died

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.The end

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.That didn't help at all-

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?How long

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How long have I
?been ugly, Patrick

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.As long as I can remember-

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.You poor ugly thing, you

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!Help me-

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.I'm so ashamed

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!I'm spiralling

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!I'm spiralling

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.Thanks, Patrick

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.It's OK, Patrick

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.Spiralling over

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Just do what I do-
.when I have problems

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!SCREAMING) Scream)

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.Come on, buddy

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.I'll help you

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.OK now, say it

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.Say it

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.I can't-

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SpongeBob, you're never-
going to feel better

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until you get this
.thing off your chest

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.I know, Patrick-

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.Say it-

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.Say it

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.I'm ugly-

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?You're ugly and what-

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?Square-

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.No-

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.Proud

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.I'm ugly, and I'm proud-

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!Good-

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.Say it louder

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.I'm ugly, and I'm proud-

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.Louder-

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!I'm ugly, and I'm proud-

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!PATRICK: Louder

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SPONGEBOB: I'm
!ugly, and I'm proud

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SCREAMING) I am)
!ugly, and I'm proud

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!I'm ugly, and I'm proud

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?Is that what he calls it-

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[PANTING]

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!That felt great-

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.I feel empowered

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?So what do you want to do now-

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.I don't know-

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?How about a movie

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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.Pardon me

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.Ugly sponge coming through

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.People respect self-esteem-

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.Hi-

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I'm very ugly, but you should
.enjoy the movie anyway

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.Excuse me, sir

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I hope my horrible ugliness
.won't be a distraction to you

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.Not at all, boy-

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[SCREAMING]

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[RUNNING]

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Don't worry about-
.him, SpongeBob

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--He's just a

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[CRYING]

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.SpongeBob

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?SpongeBob, what's wrong

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[SNIFFING]

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.I can't do this, Patrick-

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I've tried, and I've
tried, but-- I'm

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not always as
.confident as I look

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Maybe I better just
.go back and hide

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?What is wrong with you people-

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Afraid to look
?ugliness in the face

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!Well, here

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!Look at it

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?It's ugly, isn't it

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!You look at it

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.Hello-

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!You look at it-

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.Hi-

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!Look at it-

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!Look at it

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!Look at it

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Look at it! (SCREAMING) I
!want all of you to look at it

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[SCREAMING]

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.They all ran away, Patrick-

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I bet there's no-
.line at the snack bar

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?Hello

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?Hello

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.They must be on break

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.Oh, wait, Patrick-

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.I just remembered

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I've got some of my peanut
.onion sundae we can share

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.That looks great-

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[SLURPING]

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.Ah

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[RATTLING]

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.Oh

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.I gotta go to the restroom

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.I'm out of soap

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--Could I borrow

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!Stay back-

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--Uh, I just want some-

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.Here-

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.Here's my money

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.Take it

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.Take it, and go away

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.My hands aren't that dirty-

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.Hey

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Hey, do you guys want
?to hear a bathroom joke

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[GAGGING]

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?You trying to kill us-

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.Oh, that's ridiculous-

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!Oh-

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!Oh

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!I got the ugly

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Patrick, is-
?everything OK in here

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[CRYING]

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What are you doing
?in there, Patrick

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?Wouldn't you like to know-

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And why is that-
?bag on your head

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?Why-

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.Oh, no reason

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!Except you gave me the ugly

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[SCREAMING]

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?Well, what am I going to do

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I can't go out
.looking like this

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Just remember what-
.we talked about

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.There's power in pride

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That may be fine-
for you, but I was

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.one of the beautiful people

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!Now look at me

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!I'm almost as ugly as you

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[SNIFFING]

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I always thought, if I
,was as ugly as that guy

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.I don't know what I would do

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.Patrick-

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?What's my mom going to say-

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.Patrick-

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Oh, my gosh, if my-
.sister finds out

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.Patrick-

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Oh, wait, I don't-
.have a sister

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,If the bank-- oh, I mean
it's one thing if you have

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bad shoes or even
--bad hair, but

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!Patrick-

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00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:18,250
.You're not ugly

284
00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:19,480
.Your breath stinks

285
00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:20,790
.Really bad

286
00:11:20,790 --> 00:11:21,720
[SIGHING]

287
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,580
.What a relief-

288
00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:24,520
[SCREAMING]

289
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,280
,Gah, barnacles, Patrick-
?what did you eat

290
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,310
,Oh, some roast beef-
.some chicken, a pizza

291
00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,200
.No, I mean, just the morning-

292
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,550
,Some roast beef-
.some chicken, a pizza

293
00:11:35,550 --> 00:11:36,310
?What else-

294
00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:39,370
Well, I had some-
.of your sundae

295
00:11:39,370 --> 00:11:41,660
.Sundae-

296
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:45,520
Patrick, my sundae
.gave us rancid breath

297
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,500
?What do you mean-

298
00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:51,220
.I mean, we're not ugly-

299
00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:53,700
.We just stink

300
00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:54,930
?Stink-

301
00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:56,330
[CHEERING]

302
00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:57,250
!We stink-

303
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,700
!We stink

304
00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,670
!We stink

305
00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:00,630
!We stink

306
00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:02,560
!We stink

307
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,010
!We stink

308
00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:05,460
!We stink

309
00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:06,430
!We stink

310
00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:07,410
!We stink

311
00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:08,410
!We stink

312
00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:11,900
!Oh, guess what, Squidward-

313
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:14,310
!We stink-

314
00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:15,580
!Ah, yeah-

315
00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:16,280
!Yes

316
00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:17,380
!I stink-

317
00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,080
!PATRICK: I reek

318
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:18,890
!SPONGEBOB: Smell me

319
00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:23,830
[MUSIC PLAYING]

320
00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:33,600
!MR. KRABS: Attention

321
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,660
!Attention

322
00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:38,320
All Krusty Krew
!employees, attention

323
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,910
Get the anchors out of your
.pants and report to me office

324
00:12:41,910 --> 00:12:45,360
.That will be all

325
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,440
I have an important
.announcement to make

326
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,140
!Ooh-

327
00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:48,840
!Hooray

328
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,770
!The new spatulas are here

329
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,750
.Sit down, boy-

330
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,160
.There's no new spatulas

331
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,150
.How disappointing-

332
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,170
You men know me-
.daughter, Pearl

333
00:12:57,170 --> 00:12:58,800
.She's growing up fast

334
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,380
It seems like it
was just yesterday

335
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,770
I was teaching
.her how to breach

336
00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:04,390
.Me mammalian angel

337
00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:05,430
[CLEARING THROAT]

338
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:07,590
Anyway, uh, so she's
going to be working

339
00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:09,320
.here during her summer vacation

340
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,570
She's got a lot of
fresh ideas to bring

341
00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:13,310
.in some hungry customers

342
00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,010
[DOOR OPENING]

343
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,490
!PEARL: Hello

344
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:16,490
?Daddy

345
00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:19,640
!There she blows-

346
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,150
SpongeBob, do you-
?realise what this means

347
00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:23,270
.No new spatulas-

348
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:23,960
!No-

349
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,390
It means some bratty
teenager's coming

350
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,830
.in here to tell us what to do

351
00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:29,250
.We can't have that

352
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,530
?We have seniority, right

353
00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:31,230
.Right-

354
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:35,390
So we'll work together to-
.protect our pathetic positions

355
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:36,960
.Okie dokie, Squidward-

356
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,380
And then we'll get
.those new spatulas

357
00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:40,880
.All right, men-

358
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,620
.Say hello to me Pearl

359
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:44,810
.Hello, Pole-

360
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:49,150
.Hi, guys-

361
00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:51,520
It makes me jolly-
as a roger to finally

362
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,910
have you aboard the
.family business

363
00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:59,390
Great, Dad, because I-
.have so many new ideas

364
00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:00,900
.I can smell the money already-

365
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,790
I'll be in my office
.if you need me

366
00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:03,710
?What's in the box-

367
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,060
.It's a surprise-

368
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,290
.I like surprises-

369
00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:06,990
.Great-

370
00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:08,310
.Then close your eyes

371
00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,550
!I'm ready-

372
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,620
.Well, I like it so far-

373
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:13,490
!Ta-da-

374
00:14:13,490 --> 00:14:14,570
[GASPING]

375
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,730
It's the new Krusty
.Krew uniform

376
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:17,430
[LAUGHING]

377
00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:19,760
.I designed it myself

378
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,240
.OK, this is it, SpongeBob-

379
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,860
Now tell her how you really
.feel about that uniform

380
00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:26,240
.OK, Squidward-

381
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:30,900
Pearl, this is the
!greatest uniform ever

382
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,270
.Fish paste-

383
00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:35,260
Oh, SpongeBob, you-
.look so adorable

384
00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:36,730
.I could just eat you up

385
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:41,760
Sorry, Pearl, this-
.item's not on the menu

386
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,840
Well, I didn't think it-
,was possible, SpongeBob

387
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,500
but you look even more
.ridiculous than usual

388
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,530
PEARL: Don't be
.jealous, Uncle Squiddy

389
00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:50,340
.I made one for you, too

390
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:51,640
!Don't bother-

391
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,920
.Only a fool would wear that

392
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,630
.Avast, ye shipmates-

393
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,620
Don't these just
?shiver your timbers

394
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,700
.Get that suit on, sailor

395
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:02,800
.It's already been paid for

396
00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:08,610
.Rage-

397
00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:09,440
.Fury

398
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,330
.Irritation

399
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:11,270
.Humiliation

400
00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:13,670
.Squidward is such a barnacle-

401
00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:15,360
.A stick in the sand-

402
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,900
.But not you, SpongeBob-

403
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,790
.You are full of style

404
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:20,710
?Me-

405
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:21,630
?Really

406
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,000
.Totally, SB-

407
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,340
.You ooze fashion

408
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,440
And I've got some
completely coro

409
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,150
.concepts for this old joint

410
00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:31,400
And I'm going to need someone
with your kind of talent

411
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,240
.to help me

412
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,150
Well, I have been-
trying to get Mr. Krabs

413
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,340
to make some
.changes around here

414
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:41,320
Why, with my girlish instincts-
,and your, um, sponginess

415
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:46,990
we'll turn this worn out lunch
.waggon into a teenage paradise

416
00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,920
SpongeBob, what do
--you like better

417
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,120
the Kutie Krab or
?the Kooky Krab

418
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,180
?For what-

419
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:54,240
.Dare I ask

420
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,790
.The new name for our new look-

421
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,530
I mean, the Krusty
.Krab has got to go

422
00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:02,860
Who wants to eat at a
?place they think is crusty

423
00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:03,560
.Blech

424
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,040
Well, sure, it's-
,a terrible name

425
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,890
.but this is a terrible place

426
00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:08,820
Therefore, the name
.should be left alone

427
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,020
?Right, SpongeBob

428
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:11,320
!I got it-

429
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,230
?How about the Chaotic Crab

430
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:15,250
.Hm-

431
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:19,290
?How about the Kissy Krab

432
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:20,300
.The King Krab-

433
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,260
.The Candy Crab-

434
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:25,090
The Cool Crab or-
.the Cowboy Crab

435
00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:27,220
.The Curly Crab

436
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,220
.The Creepy Crab

437
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,570
.The Killer Krab

438
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:30,480
[GASPING]

439
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,180
.No-

440
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:31,880
.You're right-

441
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,590
.Too scary

442
00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:34,280
.Hm

443
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:37,000
!The Kuddly Krab-

444
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,430
.Aww

445
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,860
[LAUGHING]

446
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,090
[GROANING]

447
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:54,380
It's a shame old man-
.Krab sold the Krusty Krab

448
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,680
.It's a darn shame-

449
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,900
Hey, lady, do you
know where we can

450
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,320
get something to
?eat around here

451
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,510
!That's it I quit-

452
00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:04,470
[WHISTLE BLOWING]

453
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:14,620
Finally a cool place for teens-
.to just, you know, hang out

454
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:15,760
.Pearl, you're a genius-

455
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,230
,All these young
.hip new customers

456
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:19,780
.Phooey on Squidward

457
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:21,760
.He can't keep up with the times

458
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,280
.You're a true visionary, Pearl

459
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,840
.Thank you, SpongeBob-

460
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,940
.I do have 20/20 vision

461
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,720
Well, hip people-
.have to eat, too

462
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,350
.Back to the grill

463
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:34,510
,The customers may be hot
.but my grill is hotter

464
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:35,790
[HISSING]

465
00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:38,970
.PEARL: SpongeBob, order up

466
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,310
.Two salads-

467
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,860
.Never heard of it

468
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:43,830
.I gotta stay hip

469
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,570
I don't want to end up
.like silly old Squidward

470
00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:50,520
But what in the name of Davy
?Jones's locker is a salad

471
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,200
.Here you go

472
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,740
.Two salads

473
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,330
.Ew, gross-

474
00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:56,970
.Those aren't salads

475
00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:57,670
.Take those back

476
00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:00,280
Remove the bun, the
.patty and the condiments

477
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,430
But that leaves just-
.lettuce and tomato

478
00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:04,420
.Exactly-

479
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,720
.All right-

480
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,700
.OK

481
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:08,840
.No buns

482
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,560
.That's hip

483
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,910
.No patties

484
00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,370
.Happening

485
00:18:13,370 --> 00:18:18,280
Oh, yeah, that's definitely
.the coolest meal I ever saw

486
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,530
.This is so cool-

487
00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:20,230
.Two salads-

488
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,790
.That was awful

489
00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:27,100
I hope I never
have to tear apart

490
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:30,460
a perfectly good Krabby
.Patty ever again

491
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,770
I don't think my
.heart can take it

492
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,070
[SCREAMING]

493
00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:35,740
?Where's the grill

494
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,150
,Come on, SpongeBob-
.you're a hip guy

495
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:41,210
You know fried foods
.are O-U-T, out

496
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,220
.Uh, right on-

497
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:46,240
Check out this new-
.menu I came up with

498
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,160
.Salad and tea-

499
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,210
But where are the
?Krabby patties

500
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:53,140
.Oh, silly, those aren't hip-

501
00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:54,920
Oh, you won't be needing
.that thing anymore

502
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,710
[SCREAMING]

503
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:56,530
--B--b--b-

504
00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:59,250
PEARL: I've got something more
.fun for you to do, anyway

505
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,030
?Hey, buddy, you need a ride-

506
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,640
I was just on my way to
.the big doofus convention

507
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,410
[LAUGHING]

508
00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:10,690
.This is humiliating-

509
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,920
.I'm a fry cook, darn it

510
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,610
,You can take away my spatula
but when you take away

511
00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:18,240
my dignity, that's
!when I get mad

512
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,410
I'm going to march right into
Mr. Krabs's office and tell him

513
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,720
.this is just too much

514
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:25,910
.Oh

515
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,030
[GROANING]

516
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,090
.OK, SpongeBob, you can do this

517
00:19:32,090 --> 00:19:34,450
.Come on

518
00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:36,080
?Mr. Krabs, could I talk to you

519
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,290
.Come on in, me boy-

520
00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:38,180
.Have a seat

521
00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:38,890
.Thanks, Mr. Krabs-

522
00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:44,340
Don't you just-
?love me new office

523
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:45,940
.Pearlie designed it for me

524
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:48,200
Mr. Krabs, uh, I think-
.we've got a problem

525
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,360
Isn't that the neatest-
?40 chair you ever sat in$

526
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,650
Sure, Mr. Krabs, but-
.I've got some bad news

527
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,910
How about my cuddly-
?executive bunny

528
00:19:55,910 --> 00:20:00,440
Reduces stress for only
.five easy payment of $9.95

529
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,700
Mr. Krabs, Pearl is-
.ruining the Krusty Krab

530
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:04,400
?What-

531
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,950
Why, Peal is saving
.the Krustry Krab

532
00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:08,900
.I mean, the Kuddly Krab

533
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,310
What would we do without
these beautiful $20 sea

534
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,230
?unicorn wall hangers

535
00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:17,810
How could we have ever survived
?without these $35 heart lights

536
00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:22,360
How could we go on wit a sea
?fern on every last table

537
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,650
!It's hip

538
00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:25,130
!It's coro

539
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:28,630
!It's-- it's losing money

540
00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:32,640
Ah, you're right, SpongeBob, but
.I can't fire me pride and joy

541
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,100
It would break her
.fragile little heart

542
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,780
?What am I going to do

543
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:37,120
[CRYING]

544
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,820
.There, there, Mr. Krabs-

545
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,150
.I'm sure there's another way

546
00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:41,100
.That's it, boy-

547
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:41,800
?What's it-

548
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,200
.You could fire her-

549
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,870
.It's OK if she hates you

550
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,220
.That's not what I said, sir-

551
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:48,130
.Great then, it's all settled-

552
00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:48,830
.You fire Pearlie

553
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,560
.I'll hide in the office

554
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,860
.Totally rude, SpongeBob-

555
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,960
Pearl, could I see you in-
?the kitchen for a second

556
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,730
.Sure, SpongeBob-

557
00:20:58,730 --> 00:21:01,160
VOICEOVER) How am I)-
?going to break it to her

558
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,490
.I've never fired anyone before

559
00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:05,400
.Well, I just got to say it

560
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,040
.Pearl, you're fired

561
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,650
.OK, here it goes

562
00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:09,600
[INHALING]

563
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,020
[CRYING]

564
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:14,580
.Oh, SpongeBob-

565
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:20,120
.I can't take it anymore

566
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,410
.Nothing I do is working

567
00:21:22,410 --> 00:21:23,680
.Sure, it is, Pearl-

568
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,060
Look at all the hip, young
.people eating salads

569
00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:26,760
.No-

570
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:27,860
?Don't you get it

571
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:30,750
I've been trying to get
.fired since day one

572
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:34,150
I was only pretending to like
.this place to please Daddy

573
00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:37,910
This job is cutting majorly
.into my social life

574
00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:42,230
?Oh, SpongeBob, what should I do

575
00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:43,760
.I've got it-

576
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,680
.I could pretend to fire you

577
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,510
I'll take the heat from
.old man Krabs later

578
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,870
Gosh, you'd really-
?do that for me

579
00:21:51,870 --> 00:21:53,560
.You're a great pal, SpongeBob

580
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:57,080
?How can I ever thank you

581
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,180
Stop trying to-
.break me in half

582
00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:00,880
.Deal-

583
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,630
.Oh, boy

584
00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:02,820
.Oh, boy

585
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:03,640
.WHISPERING) OK, Pearl)-

586
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,440
We've got to make
.this convincing

587
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,830
Pearl, I need to
.have a word with you

588
00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:09,530
[CRYING]

589
00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:10,340
.Oh, no-

590
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:11,570
.Here it goes

591
00:22:11,570 --> 00:22:13,660
I don't know if I
.can bear to listen

592
00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:16,480
It's not that you haven't-
.done a good job around here

593
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,550
--It's just that

594
00:22:17,550 --> 00:22:19,730
Oh, don't be too-
.hard on her now

595
00:22:19,730 --> 00:22:23,680
?Why does it have to be this way

596
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,580
.It's for the best

597
00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:28,040
Well, we feel it might be in-
--everybody's best interest if

598
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,020
.I can't let him do this-

599
00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:30,720
?Huh

600
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,460
!Get on with it, SpongeBob

601
00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:37,150
.Pearl, you're fire-

602
00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:38,030
[SCREAMING]

603
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,660
.Thanks, SpongeBob-

604
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:42,970
.Come on, gang

605
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,920
!The mall waits

606
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,660
!Hey, Mr. Krabs, I did it-

607
00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:48,030
[SCREAMING]

608
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,770
.Oh, Pearlie-

609
00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:55,290
?Is that a 20

610
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,550
Oh, SpongeBob, how
could we have done

611
00:22:57,550 --> 00:23:00,220
such a thing to me
?own flesh and blood

612
00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,640
.There, there, Mr. Krabs-

613
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,630
.Pearl took it just fine

614
00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:05,150
In fact, she seemed
.kind of happy

615
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:05,990
?Really-

616
00:23:05,990 --> 00:23:09,260
She's off to bigger-
.and better things

617
00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:14,700
That's me girl, tough as-
.nails, just like her old man

618
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:19,390
But how am I going to get my
?money back for all this stuff

619
00:23:19,390 --> 00:23:20,350
.Hm-

620
00:23:20,350 --> 00:23:21,310
[MUSIC PLAYING]

621
00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:22,270
!Woo

622
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,230
!Yeah

623
00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:24,670
[LAUGHING]

624
00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:25,630
[YELLING]

625
00:23:25,630 --> 00:23:27,070
!All right

626
00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:29,010
?Isn't this great, Gary

627
00:23:29,010 --> 00:23:33,250
And it only cost me
.one year's salary

628
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,190
[MEOWING]

629
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,440
[MUSIC PLAYING]